Guitar Center ProCoverage STINKS!

I am often stuck for ideas about which to blog.  Main Line Affair is the best thing going in Philadelphia Wedding Bands; I've made that clear and I believe it fully. 

Here's some insight to why bands cost money:  I bought a piece of equipment at Guitar Center.  They sold me their Pro Coverage and the guy emphasized, "yeah just drop it off and pick up another one....yada yada yada," and I bought their little insurance  policy.

This wouldn't be a story if the thing wasn't broken.  The store, rather than have me "just drop it off," instead passed me to an 800 number, which was the first in a maze of 800 numbers.  Ultimately, when I got the thing back, weeks and aggravation later, it wasn't even fixed.  They paid to have it go to the manufacturer (Galaxy, you stink too) who didn't fix it. 

I wish someone had stolen it or set it on fire, because that would have kicked in the replacement feature.  But they didn't and I'm not going to invent that they did.  Maybe I'll just give it the treatment that Michael Bolton and Amir gave the fax machine in 'Office Space,' because anything would be better than attempting to have it fixed by Guitar Center's useless plan again. 

So brides, to get married, part of what has to be financed is multimillion dollar corporations ripping off little minstrels like me.